my mom told me that in high school she used to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad




Does anybody else get really excited when they see another gay person in a normal place? Like I was in the grocery store today and saw this cute lesbian and I’m just like running back and forth with my cart in front of the produce like HEY LOOK AT ME I’M GAY TOO LOOK AT US BEING QUEER IN THE SUPERMARKET LETS BE FRIENDS. 

Gay people literally act like dogs when they see other dogs.

reblogging again

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This is the most amazing person I’ve ever known. He’s caring thoughtful sweet generous and everything in between. He’s the person I want to spend my life with. I’ve never had feelings for someone like I do with him. He’s going to be the best husband and the best father any women can ask for. Even though we have our ups and downs it makes us stronger because we find a way to make it through. I love the cute times we share and the moments that aren’t planned like going into Boston twice in one night to get zeppolis and rice balls. I look forward to making dinner with you every night after work or going out for dinner and just spending time talking and laughing there isn’t anyone else I would want to share that with. I love spending days with you and Jax either at the beach or hiking or even just staying inside cuddling watching corny movies. Or sleeping all day. You truly are an amazing person and I am so happy to have you in my life even though I am am major cranky head sometimes

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